Jonathan Daar is making video games and the police can't stop him.
Jonathan Daar is under the illusion that every time he creates a video game he is creating a new universe. He is a hideous control freak who enjoys playing god in the old testament B.C. Style. If you play his games you are guaranteed misery, suffering, pain, and boils if your heart is impure. The purehearted will receive a firm pat on the back and a strong sense of the satisfaction one can normally only get from a hard day's work.
Feel free to contact Jonathan if you enjoyed one of his games! I heard him say a few kind words are worth their weight in gold.(Note: words don't weigh anything. Does that mean Jonathan think's they aren't worth anything???)